WTF The Heck Just {Happened|Took Place?

I just watched something so outrageous that my brain are officially exploded. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the world truly losing its marbles? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a terrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape.

The heck The Fuck Are You Going on About?

Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. You're talking a load of crap like a broken record and it's giving me a headache. What in the actual f*** are you even trying to convey? here It sounds like you got your wires crossed. Spit it out straight, or zip it.

Frankly|What The Crap?!

This whole circus is just ridiculous! I'm pissed. How the hell did this even happen? This is absolutely nuts. Seriously, someone needs to clarify themselves. I'm livid.

Honestly, I Don't Give a Shit, But...

Look, you are all absolutely out of line. This whole thing is just a mess, and I'm about as interested in it as a dead fish. But, here's the deal: there's that needs to change.

• {For example,|Listen up:
• Whatever

Get The Fuck Off Of {Here|My Space|

Listen up, you wimp. You're crapping up my vibe, and it's gotta stop right now. Seriously? I've had the limit with your garbage. So, here's the {deal|plan|: Get the hell out of here.

What The Actual Fuck?

You look at that pile of garbage, and you just burst out laughing. It's so utterly insane, it makes you want to throw something. Like, seriously, what the heck is going on here? Is this some cosmic prank? Or are we just going insane? No matter, one thing's for sure: you can't forget this mess.